- For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
- Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
- Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
- Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
- Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
- Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
- The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
- Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
- Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
- Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
- Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
- Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
- Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
- Chuck Norris? roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
- Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- There?s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
- The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.